Seconded.

SPOILERS

That’s not a crab. Mars has just been touched by his noodly appendage…

It took me way too long (especially as someone born and raised in the city that made that noisy, ugly, ungainly style of motorcycle famous) to realize you weren’t talking about buying a pig…

Wait. Now, not that I’m not excited and going to be one of many people enacting the “Shut up and take my money” meme on day one at the movie theater, but given the presence of Colossus, I’m assuming we’re still in Fox’s Marvel continuity rather than Marvel’s Marvel continuity, and Hydra is owned by Marvel’s Marvel…

Has Aquaman ever explicitly been limited to fish? I mean, I’m loving the book, but why that question is keeping Mark Watney up at night is keeping me up at night. I was under the impression it was all marine life (though, I imagine significant amounts of marine biomass don’t have enough of a nervous system to…

To heck with you Drizzt fans. There’s only one (well, two) long-established denizens of the Forgotten Realms who need to show up in this film. Who else can ensure that evil has its butt thoroughly kicked?

As long as they keep all the one-time minigames* that involve a single, precisely-timed button press at completely imperceptible timing such as “jumping onto the swinging cable”, “performing CPR”, and “getting a dolphin to launch you up several stories”. You can’t change those!

Could just be that they were overly optimistic about how much they could cram into a given season; the Dorne stuff strikes me as very important for what’s coming up in the next two books, but there was a pretty vocal contingent who thought it was badly rushed in its TV execution. Maybe another season is just to…

Euron accidentally hired the Faceless Man with hydrophobia and a tendency towards crippling motion sickness. He’s making his way to Pyke, just very slowly…

I don’t know how I can post a picture (and even finding illustrative videos is oddly difficult), but between the Batman’s mouth full of Bat-marbles and Bane’s Sean-Connery-in-SNL-Celebrity-Jeopardy voice, pretty much any time someone wearing a mask in one of the Nolan Trilogy Bat-Movies is pretty cringe-inducing…

Just because of your choice of words, I think it’s safe to say if a potential partner prefers the Love Conquers All edition of Brazil, running away and never, ever stopping sounds like the safest bet…

Grizzlies aren’t feathered. If you want to be terrified by a feathered bear, you need to take a trip to the Forgotten Realms:

Just under three months later, my $5 knockoffs from Wal-Mart are still doing just fine in spite of being worn almost all-day everyday across two jobs and walking 1-2 miles to and from work. They’re like socks with a little protective sole; what more could I want?

It’s been a long time since I saw Oldboy. It may be due for a rewatch.

Your mileage may vary on which fight scene from this series, but if your answer doesn’t come from Marvel’s Daredevil, you have an objectively wrong opinion about the greatest fight scenes ever committed to film:

Was that the one in one of many of the excellent Varys/Baelish scenes a while back, when (of course) Baelish has counted? The one which (of course) goes insanely dark and points out how hard it’ll be for his enemies to simper and bow to him without heads?

Man, I completely understand the impracticality of it, and I haven’t gone back to the books to re-read how accurate it is (for now, it’s sufficient that the author finds that depiction closer than the show’s), but every time I see the Iron Throne as a gigantic mountain of swords with a flight of stairs to climb before…

I hope his cameo is him trying to sell the new Ghostbusters a bottle of vodka…