Hopefully on October 19th, we'll see a Blorgon blogonning the Inspector for introducing him to some fine cigars, in honor of this ad...

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was 'Oh no, not again.'"

We must never forget the role eating disorders played in the K-T Mass Extinction Event. Only small mammals and dinosaur ancestors who met sociesaurus' standards for "thin enough" survived...

I know it's kinda the obvious joke, but I'd say Penguin House is the best name for the new company. It rolls off the tongue the best. Penguin House. Now, all together: Penguin House.

In light of last night's episode, his apparent full name is "The Reverend Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert D.F.A. Heavyweight Champion of the World**"...

"I used to be a horrifying monster who deserved only death and pity, like you, but then I took a pair of arrows to the mid-torso..."

"Had to"... riiiiiiiight. "Little brother"... suuuuuuuure...

Also, dancing on tables at taverns...

You get your crazy, nonsense ideas out of here! Such an absurd concept: 'good stories'...

So he's the product of Tolkein getting stuck in a Floyd Hole? That makes a lot of sense...

I suppose I'll go ahead and say it.

Predaterminator is sent back to kill the first human to kill a Predator. Gets confused by the inexplicable similarities between this human and the T-800 sent to kill Sarah Connor. Hilarity ensues...

You forgot the 10th reason, and probably the best...

It helps that so many of their biggest enemies are unknowable horrors from the most unknowable depths of the cosmos.

I knew I was forgetting something, though I'm frankly surprised it was only one something...

The Council was attended by Gandalf the Gray, Saruman the White, and Colbert the Red, White, and Blue...

Is that Cap'n Crunch making anyone else think of C'mander Crisp?

Adama-pajama jumped from his rack, and he made a call to navigation.

In that analogy, I'm going to go ahead and suggest a couple others. Take 'em or leave 'em:

Damn my tired, buzzed state. I've nailed it that "Athena and Helo Down by the Schoolyard" ought to be another BSG-themed Simon and Garfunkle parody, especially since it can begin with the phrase, "Adama-pajama," but I don't know where to go from there. The conception and birth of Hera seems like the way to go, but I'm…