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He’s a profoundly unserious human being. Why anyone thought he could hold his own against actual skilled adult politicans is beyond me”

“Their ultimate goal is to come to the United States and live and work here permanently, and this is something that I saw when I was an immigration judge, with Somalis,” 

So he pretty clearly has major sexual issues that probably stem from some kind of childhood sexual trauma, right?

Thanks Paul.

Isn’t the whole point of the Kinja universe to be extremely online? You realize who your readership is, right? This very article is EXTREMELY extremly online.

What we need is a sort of spoon-and-fork set of tongs made specifically for eating salad or meals made of small, slippery bites.

It may have already been explained lower in the comments so forgive me if I’m piling on, but what she’s doing here is putting this dope in his place and then shutting down his feeble attempt to use her for publicity.

“Two, she was 18 and he was 34. Her brain had literally not finished developing yet, she had just finished HIGH SCHOOL. That is fundamentally a power imbalance and it is fundamentally wrong- like it or not, agree or not. You can also be wrong. Some opinions are WRONG.”

Ahh makes sense. Thanks

She won the popular vote by 3 million votes... but for misogyny... she would have won”

Is the logic here that there is a correlation between the areas where minority citizens and minority non-citizens live? I don’t understand why the citizenship question matters in regards to voting.

Good! That was very much the point! 

Moby has always seemed very thoughtful and introspective and major advocate for all things progressive. His apology seemed very genuine to all involved. He has a history of severe mental health issues, which I don’t doubt are rearing their ugly heads and are the contributing factor to him cancelling his tour.

The high profile, self-identified dem socialists have not well enough explained their definition of Social Democracy to the middle-American people, and it lets right-wing democrats and republicans control the narrative with these ridiculous “Bernie Sanders can afford more than one car! AOC has a nice apartment! WHAT

Rahm was actually a pretty good mayor.

Rahm had a few major missteps but overall he did a lot of good things for Chicago. He was very pro-public transit/bike and New Urban infrastructure. He was pro-environment and enacted policies to reflect that. He was pro-immigrant. He had forward thinking public housing policies.

I can’t tell if that woman is wearing pants or not.

This is like you going to the office at 8:00 AM, expecting to get off at 5:00 PM like usual, but somehow your job “gets held up for several hours,” so maybe you can leave at 10:00 PM or 11:00 PM, no one knows yet; hope you didn’t have any plans and you’re not tired or anything, because guess what, you’re working late

This guy might be brilliant in some area, like a force to be reckoned with when it comes to geology or computer programming or poetry or something, but I feel comfortable calling him an well-rounded idiot after reading this:

That seems reasonable. I support gun control but it seems pretty tasteless for a politician running for office to start speaking in political platitudes at this hastily put together vigil. Something about it is gross.