“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

Delly: Oy, look at the buns on that one, mate!

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

As much as I hate it, Curt Schilling has free speech and ESPN should have respected that. I hate what he says, but I think Abraham Lincoln said it best: “Give me liberty, or give me death.”

As it happens, Ryan isn’t even a Trump supporter. He’s just the only unincarcerated man in Buffalo who can complete a sentence.