I think that's Riff Raff. And that wouldn't be surprising.

Fucking. Zing.

Somehow I made it 35 years without ever knowing these existed. They remind me of the Pen & Pixel album covers that dominated southern rap in the 90s. Just more ridiculous.

Yeah, Dana White seems like a great guy to work for. Nice, calm, and reasonable. Good, clean business paractices. The daily ass fuckings would be cool perk as well. (This guy is a fucking moron)

Bears don't need anyone's damned chest hair, thank you.

The Thought Police? This fucking dickhead puts a bigoted public policy into place that adversely affects his state’s economy and the pulls out that shit? I swear to fucking god...

If they don’t that’s because they haven’t been paying attention. (too busy booing when fights go to the ground because they don’t understand what’s happening)

Really?

This is A+ work. Well done, sir.

Yeah, he’s an addict and, given his fame, probably doesn’t have many (if any) real friends. Just garbage enablers who want to try and leech off whatever it is he has left to give. I shouldn't feel bad for a guy that hits women but in this case I have a small amount of sympathy for the kid. If he doesn't come around to…

That Will Thompson meme made me cackle. So funny.

Stephen A Smith is a turd. Definitely not edgy to take a shot at that guy. I mean, this motherfucker made me forget I hate Skip Bayless for christ’s sake. Great fluffer though. Ask Mayweather

Good. Fuck these guys. If they want to fight there are plenty of opportunities in Russia (Sambo, MMA). I guess the main issue would be these guys are cowards and real fighters aren't. Much easier to go after bloated Englishmen who are 8 pints deep. Super tough.

You're not alone.

DUUUUURRRRR! BASEBALL! Seriously, these “unwritten rules” are softer than a baby’s ass. And then, to take it to Drake level softness nobody even lands a square punch. It's basically two teams dry humping while they bounce a couple of old men around in the middle of the whole thing. F-

Yeah, he has some serious problems. I’m sure there are multiple sections of the DSM that address his behavior. I’d kind of feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a shit stain.

Easy now. A good pair of cutoff jorts is great for trimming the grass, painting, or rioting. I did have a buddy tell me I “looked like I was headed to a gay carwash” but I think deep down he was just jealous he was stuck in lame-ass basketball shorts. Also, I WAS headed to a gay carwash so I took it less as ribbing…

I “hacked” the Madball (toy) Wiki and made Freddie Madball (from the band) the inventor of the product. My friends and I had been drinking all day so it was pretty funny at the time. Also hacked an entry on bird watching that was so obscure it ran for a week. That one was just for my personal enjoyment.

Scalia was a bag of shit who put a stain on our country . Ali wasn’t. The Vietnam war was a fucking boondoggle and only a blind “patriot” would look back at Ali’s refusal to serve and call it “a black cloud on his character.” The black cloud is over the people responsible for that shit show. Period.

In all honesty I think the apology was over the Santa Margharitia Pinot Grigio. That wine is indefensible. Also, I don’t thing organic PB&J cancels out fruit roll ups. You’d think the need for large t-shirts would be a bit of a hint. Love Luda though. Dude genuinely makes me happy when he raps. Also, he shot a video…