Full disclosure: the cops were wrong, entirely. That said, I would not mouth off to them, for the same reason I would not mouth off to a Blood or a Crip.

Are your friends pro life as well? Cause a fetus is a living thing and an egg isn't. If they are pro choice, tell them to suck it (eggs).

Silence, blaggard.

Why is he holding open a men’s room stall with a giant sword, though?

Jets will get that spot.

“Hold the line... though I won't spend a dime (no no no)."

It's the logic of the people who founded this country.

The soda stream thingsis fines, worry not.the book lawsuits? Meh. Maybe he r people said she needed to protect her brand.

Counterpoint: no.

I am forced to confess. Game recognize game.

All that said, fuck Vince Wilfork.

Darjeeling Limited

Jackanapes, not jackanape.

Correct me if I’m wrong (truly), but:

Nothing, indeed, has changed. Black people not only cannot use white water fountains, they are also fully, legally, slaves. I mean, I can't even.

This excuse is so weak it reads like a confession.

Why is that going to suck? Looks fabulous to me. All you need is seasoning. Put some fruit in that oatmeal, maybe a touch of brown sugar. Bake the chicken with a mustard glaze, or even just salt and paprika. Rice and beans, go crazy. There’s all kinds of spices you can use.

BILL AND HILLARY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER OMFG!!!!1!1!!

I don’t think there’s anything remotely bad about it, either, as a standalone thing. But I think the concept of “uniform” precludes such personal displays. Wear it to the game, wear it after, if they interview you, give a shout out, but that’s not what the activity is about. I mean hell, if you showed up to a do a…

Meh, it made him famous, but I don’t think it helped the league overall.