Amash was an original Tea Party goon and spent 70% of his oped bothsidering.  Anyone who read his oped is now stupider.  I award no points and may god have mercy on his soul.

He’s living rent free in a large empty space filled with regret, shame, and anxiety?

All they have to do is switch to a video-only product. Deliver DVDs of the latest Tom Friedman commentary instead of print newspapers and voila, problem solved. Hey, everybody’s doing it!

So, the new GM is going to gut their remaining assets in a desperate attempt to retain LeBron, leaving them a sad husk of washed veterans, a dynamic one-way point guard, and $40 million in luxury tax payments, right?

“Clean out your desk”

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

That letter is a lot less comical sans the font.

They don’t poop. It just becomes a part of them

Disclosure: I’m a Bears fan. And it does appear that this guy was given fair warning and I am no lawyer, but it appears the Bears were within their rights to come up with such a rule. That said, such a rule is cowardly and makes the brand look insecure. Honestly, these are fans who are there for pre-game warmups. Who…

I still have no idea how anyone in Wisconsin actually takes a shit. You go to a gas station there at an exit off of a rural Interstate, and where the bags of roasted nuts and/or dried fruit might be in the West or the Northeast, instead there are little slices of summer sausage and chunks of cheese. The only…

At least that’s in the realm of a cognizable claim in small claims court, this is something filed in federal court where the cause of action is FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Waded through the 43-page document in order to find the only phrase that could possibly explain this, and there it was: “the plaintiff is a pro se litigant.”

Sconnies live on a diet of beer and cheese soup. All the Bears have to do is draw the proceedings out for a few more years and his heart will end the lawsuit for them.

No need to bring Aaron Rogers into this.

What do i have to do with this? JOSEPH! These people need a better expression.

A Packer fan is a season ticket holder at Soldier Field? Probably to sell the other tickets at a markup to pay for the games he wants to go to? Fuck off with that shit.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

You forget the Republican motto. “Suck it. I got mine.”

Dear Karma,