...make a dark joke at Matt Barnes’s expense! One that turns on him having a history of being a violent shithead!...

Well blow me down. I thought taking public delight in the misfortunes of others was the fuel that powered the Gawker Media mothership. I guess we won’t be seeing that anymore.

“You understand your ancestors that died on the voyage over, the ones that were dumped overboard like trash, they weren’t Christian, right?”

Your ancestors are the people from whom you are descended. People who died on those ships would not have had much, if any, issue in the New World.

Jelly.

Erm, the ones who died on the voyage over aren’t ancestors.

I love you. That is all.

Damn. You really seemed to have loved the guy, when his pockets were stuffed with money for you to grab. Sad that a bromance like that could come to this.

Ah, good catch, thanks,

Can some MBA or lawyer or random internet asshole answer this question: if the Rams organization is so confident in their projections. why not make them guarantee it? Has anyone tried this?

Done and DONE!

I'll trade you Jimmy Graham for DeAndre Hopkins?

TY. As it happens, I am 4-0, but no thanks to JG.

Yeah, I would say it is. As it happens, I snagged DF off the waiver wire! Best pickup I ever made. Though things could get rocky if/when Coleman comes back...

I will not bitch about my fantasy team

I don’t think there’s any “may or may not” about it, really. But I agree, let us not dwell on the past, but instead focus on how the Pats have cheated this season.

I think it's more, "Wonder if QB1 got hurt on that last play. Let's kick the ol' tires and see..."

That said, the Patriots are, were, and will be cheats.