Really? How so?

You are free to go at any time.

Yes, the field is very weak, but it doesn’t help to undercut your own argument by gross oversimplification. I don’t think we should invade Syria, but the idea of smashing ISIS on the ground and stopping the atrocities they are committing isn’t inherently ridiculous. It may not be for the best but, again, overstating…

And yet, the same is true of Chinese Americans. Murder rate is vanishingly low compared to, say, white people...

If you had a sec, yes. Though I don’t want to impose.

“Yes, bitch, yes?” I hope an ice cream truck runs over you and snaps your femur.

Not everyone.

Sure.

Please. Do tell.

You mean the old “lol u r still in ur momz basememnt lol” thing? Bearer of bad news here: does not still “work.”

You had me at “no idea,” son!

Debunked many times.

Then why did he lie and claim, hilariously, he did not understand the rule? Perhaps... perhaps, because he is a cheating weasel asshole who will now not get into the HOF.

I, gentle readers, am old enough to remember a time when this very website used to pillory sports columnists for regularly gargling Tom Brady’s balls. It warms me to the core to see that growth is possible, and that Deadspin can put aside old hobbyhorses to deep throat the cleft-chin wonder all on their lonesome.

It just seems that if the decision is going to come this week, but it is somehow not final, like it will leave people feeling... I don’t even know how to describe it... less full? Not as aired-up? Any English majors out there?

Um, Philip Rivers? In a recent thread, 58 people signed off with him getting punched in the head. Manning plays the PR game well, RGIII doesn’t/didn’t.

And how many are officially sentenced to gang rape? Zero.

We're 99 percent of New Orleanians at the hospital? I'm not saying that to be a dick, and I am 100 percent positive you know more than I do. But quoting a random internet commenter? And using the Peggy Noonan I met a cab driver so I get it analysis is lame. My only point.

Another fascinating factoid: there is no misogyny here. At all. Boorish behavior? Sure. But this woman’s reaction is beyond over-the-top. Appalling? No. ISIS is appalling. Galling? Sure, I’d go for that. But if you think cops generally talk to each other like they’re in a TV show in the 50s, you are very dumb, or very…

But responses from audiences with local ties haven’t been so positive. A commenter on a local news site writes that “Fink has effectively capitalized on this tragedy. I can’t figure out why she hasn’t been exposed. She’s a vulture, picking at the bones of patients who died and swooping down to sully the reputations of…