Parenthetical time breakdowns in your narrative or your bill gets rejected.

I agree gun control is a good idea. I also think that it’s very well put when you suggest we lost the war against them. Because that is exactly what happened. But what happens next is negotiating the surrender. That’s really all that can be done.

I know you can’t discuss the specifics, but did the Brown make you a fair offer?

“I just punched a girl and it was just like punching me....”

I see why you could misspell “exhasuting” once, but twice? Were you cutting and pasting one word? If so, why?

Excellent work. +25 to life.

Come here often?

When good things happen to bad people.

How about Deadspin? Other Gawker media sites?

Did anyone else read “Dan Snyder”? And the thumbnail was not dissimilar. Damn... that would have been fun.

It’s not that the joke is subpar—it is—but that it gets made multiple times a week/month. New material, please. It’s what Osama would have wanted.

Looksist!

Interesting that there was no mention of drink-to-the-face in Barnes’s previous, self-serving post about this.

tl; dr, of course. Though it was heartening to skim to the end and see mention of the latest shooting, about which we have almost no facts, as evidence of another brick in the wall of police racism a la Michael Brown (for which, of course, there isn’t a shred of actual proof, only innuendo).

Hey, Jets went to two AFC championships in recent memory. Better than Fins, at least?

The only problem I had with WHAS is the part where it was never, ever funny. Loads of self-indulgence, sadly, did not make up for this.

I’d hit it.

What sort of stories? Of derring-do?

As someone who is going to putting three whole figures on my draft, it helps. Oh, and it’s extremely useful for auction drafts, which take way, way,. way more skill.