Barry is worrying about the sports. That. Is. The Point.

God, I’ve been waiting for you. I think you’re the first one this year I’ve seen. Please... go on.

I betcha ten bucks Fitzpatrick does better.

I agree it is rough. But we disagree as to the fairness. She was a popular gov, if she had run a good race, there would have been no W. She is not responsible for his fantastically horrible presidency, but she is responsible for her part in helping him ascend.

Yes, they are/were slime, but she shot herself in the foot more than once.

Very true!

Who legendarily lost to G W Bush by running a shit campaign, setting him up for prez. At least W didn’t do much damage while in office...

Why wouldn’t you give it to the guy who punhed him? That’s who the money is owed to.

Okay, I’ll bite: which one is best for you?

There’s a perfect quote from a (black) police chief about this in the Atlantic. Paraphrasing, “If I knock you out of a chair, that’s on me. If you’re still on the ground a week from now, that’s on you.”

Sure. And why not have your wife tattoo his face on her feet, while you’re at it? Strong grasp of what’s important, Coach.

So why aren’t you poor?

Wouldn’t the hospital do a tox screen for drugs? If so, that could clear up a lot.

It’s funny because three thousand people died.

I thought you were going to say, in fact, that the Jets’ situation was so dire, that the loss of a starting QB is actually a positive, as has been noted elsewhere. I feel bad for Geno personally, but, as a Jets fan, relieved for the team.

FROM WICHITA!

As a Jet fan, I lolled.

Holy holy holy fuck. That pepper sketch. Some key observations:

Well, factually, if I knock you up, my (financial) ass is yours for the next 18+ years. I can even go to jail if I refuse. Point still taken, though.

Okay, you first. Vag pic?