I don’t know who that is. But if I did, I’m sure I would think it was funny.

Yes, how dare he laugh like, I don’t know, some kind of basically normal person? How dare he?

YES! THIS! WHITE ARREST RATE IN NYC = 0.000%. KNOWN FUCKING FACT. THANK YOU!

Betches ain’t shet.

I don’t believe there’s any “eyes up here” advice. And rightly so. My eyes, which are in my own goddamned head, are my own goddamned business. I don’t tell you what to do with your tatas, don’t tell me what to do with my eyes.

I don’t believe there’s any “eyes up here” advice. And rightly so. My eyes, which are in my own goddamned head, are my own goddamned business. I don’t tell you what to do with your tatas, don’t tell me what to do with my eyes.

Hey, we’re assaulting a black man? I’m in!

Here’s a franchise, with a story shady

Speaking of bullshit, this one is a doozy:

Okay... cite?

From page 118 of the Wells report:

I looked at the Wells report, page 113. Either it does not say what you say it says, or I am an idiot. (Or, to be fair, both things could be true).

Nope.

Eh?

Wouldn’t this jersey make more sense?

and Kinja.

Why does the tide go in and out? You can't explain it.

“He is puke, and I want to punch him in the ear.”

But why would the league want Brady to be guilty? Even cheating, he’s one of the best to play the game. If the NFL concluded there was no there there, it would have been much better for them.