I accidentally farted in the face of the guy who played Booger on Revenge of the Nerds while riding an escalator. He pretended he didn’t smell it but gave an audible “Whew!” when we walked off. Judging by the farts that came before and after that, he probably should have thrown up.

I do consider elderly goblins a minority, guys. I do!

I REALLY loved “Hated in the Nation,”despite my disinterest in cop shows. It’s the first time I’ve genuinely wanted a spinoff from this series. Though I suspect the ending wouldn’t make that possible.