Jesus, your post reads like a horrific soap opera.

We decided early on never to have kids (almost as soon as we started dating, family came up in conversation, and we agreed that it wasn't our preferred route through life). We still have a very active sex life after 20 years together. That was the right decision for us.

Just be careful about which bar…

Betty Vs. Wilma

Just call Martha. That'll get things sorted.

Roiks!

[Monica cleans up the mess]

We rarely cook together. She has a tendency to take over, and I have a tendency to sulk. We have a great relationship, but I know to respect its limits.

Chay-mee!

Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!

You make some good points.

Fool me five times, I'm taping a drawing pin to this bad boy.

As someone who once went for an interview at the University of Essex, I found that very funny.

This is why I know how fortunate I am - Mrs p has put up with some terrible time with my depression. As I am managing it much better now, I am able to let her know how fortunate I feel.

Sometimes I ask my wife to help with little jobs. If she doesn't want to help, her stock response is "but I don't want a row!"

I am a lucky guy.

Right now? Kudos!

The video brought back fond childhood memories of Trumpton and Camberwick Green, then turned them to nightmares.

Either that, or he's English. I often say that at the end of telephone conversations. We are an awkward people. Cheers!

Worth the risk. My eyesight's terrible already, anyway.