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We are the other way around (although that's to be expected, as we are both in our early 40s) - we are looking at a buy-to-let in order to have somewhere for my mother when she eventually comes to me for somewhere to live.

I lost a front-ish tooth due to being kicked in the face in a rugby match. I tried a bridge, but kept losing that. An implant sorted that, and now I don't have the farmer grin I used to.
They're not cheap though.

The combinations can be great - especially Ian McKellen with One Direction. The flirting was outrageous.

Only 'cos he's masturbating in our ears!

Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Robin is f@ckin her ears!

[mumbles something about hot love custard]

I have, but I make sure Mrs periscopes is out of the house before I slide that filthy BluRay into the player.

Just to add that mother is most likely to be looking forward to hanging with her daughter; the event is probably secondary.

Re porn mother - my own mother wouldn't even let me watch Bond films when I was a kid because they wer/ so lascivious. This is the same woman who cheated on my father while she was pregnant with my brother (who I've never met, because he was given away to adoption - divorce proceedings had begun by the time he as…

I don't think most animals in the wild have the luxury of food being so abundant that they can afford to disregard it. I'm sure that if they do, they would just die, as humans have more of a support network, and the ability to communicate verbally, to ensure that their family/friends don't starve.

I'd hate to lose out on whisky.

I have a wife with proper (anaphylactic reaction) allergies. I have always been unsure of intolerances, as people can (per Rollo, below) use them to garner attention* or just be picky.

I have a friend like that - we used to have to feed him every time we saw him.
He really enjoys food, but never feels the need to seek it out. I have convinced him to eat on a timetable: in the same way that he cleans his teeth twice a day, he knows to eat at specific times.

My father-in-law routinely seasons his food at the table because my mother-in-law under-seasons her cooking.
He now does not do it at our house - my ferocious rebukes seem to have paid off.

If you're concerned about free range eggs, M&S sells a two-pack for a quid, and they're available in most town centres too.

When I was a lad, "Flash Gordon" was the big movie on TV one Christmas Eve in the early 80s. Since then, it's been a Christmastime film for me.

Yep - although "San Junipero" may ruin you.

Jools does have some great guests.
He's also a very accomplished pianist, although he did cancel the last show of his that I was going to see.