I have long wanted to visit a lot of the ancient settlements in Europe and the Middle East, because I've read so much about them. However, I was putting it off until I could take a career break post-mortgage.
Unfortunately, I have now cleared my mortgage and ISIS has made my plan a very dangerous thing to do. They have…

I'm the same - I find many things to do other than that which I should do. Sometimes, I even waste time on internet feedback forums.
The biggest problem is that I am woefully under-staffed, so there are millions of things that I can find to do before the really important stuff.

I moved away from my hometown after graduating university.
I moved back six years ago, in my mid-30s. And I am so glad I did.

Sometimes, when I see Mrs periscopes for the first time in a n hour or so, I shout "BOOOBIES!". She will often grope my butt or upper arms, though, if she is able to sneak up on me.
So what I'm saying is that is is a deeply un-sexy thing to say but it can be fun.

Harry Suspicious Truman?

He can't be a man, because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

Mrs Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

I may be his biggest advocate on this site.
The man is hilarious, but he's probably best known 'round here as the arsehole housemate from Shaun of the Dead.

He looks a bit like Pete Serafinowicz's further-away brother.

Also Amy Williams and Lizzy Yarnold - skeleton is another sport where you need to be brave/daft.

"Go to the naughty step"

I'd like to see that Josh Brolin character from Men in Black III as an older guy in another movie. That idea might just work.

We'd care, and actively support such (ab)use.

Most personal aversions are irrational.

Reminds me of my first stay in Paris: the bathroom was so tiny that you could only close the door from inside it by standing in the shower cubicle or on the toilet (seat cover down, of course).

There was no "humble" in that brag, as far as I could see.

Dogs are great way of being out and about.

My cat comes when I call. Sometimes. If I'm also shaking the pouch of treats.

It is, but patient persistence can help. It has for me.

"now"