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To be fair, most hotel rooms in London are tiny.
But that doesn't mean that you should pee in them.

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I'm glad to hear it's working for you!

It sounds (based on two isolated incidents you relate) that you're both moving on gently. Maybe it's just best to let things happen that way?

I just snorted tea onto my keyboard through my nose, so thanks!

When I was 21, I started dating a 19-year-old. We were in the same university intake, as she went up at 17, and I had taken a year out to earn some cash. It never seemed uneven.

"The most people."
Beautifully delivered.

I couldn't believe they left BoJack Horseman off this list.

Divided by a common language.

I like to delude myself: Tom Hardy, but he'd have to ugly-up a bit.
He may be about 4 inches shorter than me, but he has a similar build (I may be a little bigger around the tummy) and colouring, except eyes.

My brother in law is the spitting image of Karl Pilkington, and it makes me chuckle every time we're in the same room.

I once went to the barber with a uni friend. He was already thinning, and I have thick hair.
We sat in chairs at the same time. He was done about 15 minutes before me.

It's a sentiment that is a result of my own family life, unfortunately.

[clears throat]

Who needs iTunes when you have TIDAL?

Pfft, "sentient".

I concur.

I have an involuntary eye-roll reflex to Kanye. That's all.

Really? His shittiness transcends gender boundaries.

If it's any help, my mother is married and divorced twice, with two more failed 7+ year relationships. My father is an arsehole, and if he was drowning I wouldn't move my foot from his head.
I have three sisters and one brother, and only one sister is in a stable, committed relationship.
I kind of won the lottery that