No

Yes

She's a great mother - so much so that Lana was jealous of Sterling's adoration. Unless I'm reading that wrong?

Sometimes I think that there is a large subgroup of men who lose all powers of rational thought when their dicks are involved.

You are woefully misinformed.
Nobody pretends to be anyone else on the internet.

Hot sex, and all is fine?
Show off.

[unicyclistperiscopes considers a career change to take advantage of chubby caveman fetishists]

Back at uni, I had a short relationship with an American girl who was on an exchange year here in England.
After that ended because I was a dick, she was horrified at the frequency of nocturnal visitors to young Master periscopes' room.

My wife and I have remained constant on this through our 19-years-to-date relationship.

Mrs periscopes and I have a relationship that, pretty much from the start, had her as the dominant partner in the bedroom/anywhere the hell else in the home that she wants. So she's not a woman according to your feminist lady.

A rustic fertility half-horse being.

CCTV is low.

Mine is a BMW M235i - I did consider the Golf R too. Weirdly, because of parts supply and BMW dealers being willing to discount, they were about the same price.
I've had my car about a month, and it is just amazing. I'm still learning about the navigation/media (although Google send-to-car has already been very…

Oh, it's true. I didn't stay there long afterwards though…

Our receptionist at my current place is nice and means well, but she gets about 40% of any message. She will also hear one word of their query, and direct them to someone based on that one word. That can be frustrating.

The rule is to halve it, as every doctor I have ever spoken to immediately doubles what you tell them - everyone lies to the doctor.

Yep. My final two in consideration when I bought (last month) were both German. The only other I have ever owned was a 2-door 1985 BMW 320i - a proper little classic that I had for a short while a few years back.

And it's a brilliant one. I did something low-level but similar.

I once convinced a group of people that I was the singer in a Cliff Richard Christmas #1 hit here in the UK ("Mistletoe and Wine"). I had no idea why I said it. I've never been able to hold a note, and cannot stand that singer.

Me too.
But I also know mine has a 3.0 litre, straight six turbocharged engine with 326hp. I'm a bit of a car nerd.