It's unlike the Daily Mail to be prejudiced, so I'm sure that's the only mis-step in their illustrious history.

Our English teacher was a woman, who had been in the profession all her adult life. She had no such tales.
She also looked like Zelda from Terrahawks:

I went to an all-boys school. Our English teacher showed us the Zeffirelli version when we were about 14. Very clever way to get us interested in Shakespeare.

Like Paul McCartney, Rupert the Bear, and some frogs.

Goo goo goo-joob

A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

It's a mystery to me…

Apologies, but I am a filthy foreigner, and have never seen Harvey Birdman. I will endeavour to atone for my crime.

[unicyclistperiscopes gazes wistfully into the distance, daydreaming of Sally James]

What, Tony Newley?

My wife goes gooey whenever she hears "You're Still the One" - she says it encapsulates how she feels about me. For that alone, the album gets a pass from me - whatever anyone else says.

Ow!

There aren't all that many characters named Phil - the only truly funny character from "Modern Family", I guess.

Fuck
Fuck

Did daddy lawyer kick like a mule and bite like a crocodile?

Have you heard and Derek and Clive comedy?

Hans? That's a super name.

UNIque - one of Axel Foley's made-up twin daughters.

Trevor McDonald (Sir Trevor McDonald) is one of the most respected newsreaders here. He is one seriously cool older gent.

Absolutely - that's the worst of it in fact.