If you're an ant, fucking a rubber tree plant never gives it a major emotional revelation. But those ants, they keep trying.

Nope. It's almost entirely random and nonsensical, in an appropriate UK style.

It's a perfectly cromulent simile.
It's originally UK army slang.

Yeah

We had a "Blockbusters" game - based on the popular Uk show of the 80s. That transfer worked very well.

The odds in my country (the highest divorce rate in Europe) put the likelihood of marriage ending in divorce at 42% - I'm perfectly content to take the chances.

There was commenting back then - I used to, but did not register until 2008.

My mother once bought my wife and I a solitaire board game. Nice touch.

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

Caro shark

It could be interpreted as "your bit doesn't matter in the slightest".

To be fair, I'd be commiserating with them after their sucky show.

I always found it a bit strange that that song was used as the theme for a movie about three women who are at the beck and call of a man that they had never even met.
But that's just me…

I've got soul, but…

"Blackbooks, which I liked for some strange reason" - because it was amazing?
(assuming you're on about the Dylan Moran show)

Yep - giving someone the confidence to share, then reacting like that is definitely evil.

Congratulations on your progress!

Right on.

It can be a little unbelievable in parts*, but I have loved every episode of Braquo.

My headphones have an orange cable. That works for me.