Were I able, I would be more than willing to blow my own phallus - glass or no.

Shafting?

I'd go with "To be continued… in the next episode"

That was exceptionally good. Bittersweet, and acted perfectly.

I did that once (except I was too poor to own a car, so I caught a bus).

From talking about comedy in the US being a "sausage factory" straight onto Boogie Nights? Well played, Harris.

My wife hit the roof when her sister used the mirror in our bedroom, because it was our bedroom. I couldn't care less, but said sister now uses the family bathroom mirror when she stays over.
People's attitudes to privacy do seem to sit on a continuum.

That used to happen to me all the time - people just opened up to me as if I were some sage. I now just tell people to talk to me about it in the morning. That way, they can only open up when sober.

You eat what in bed? See people, this is how you get ants!

On hooking up: "Ooohh, just like that duckyboos."

We've been together for over 18 years. Our 13th wedding anniversary is in under two weeks.
So, yes.

"I really want to like you as a friend, but you're way too hot for me not to find you physically attractive" was the only time I ever used a line on a girl (and it wasn't really a line, as it was - and remains - the truth).

They'll need to concentrate, so they'll put whippet in t'shed* before watching.

Denial, as everybody knows, is in Egypt.

Richard A. Chu?
Bless you!

[shudders]

Nothing has been confirmed I think.
I think they have come to the end of the book of stories, so anything additional will be new material.

I'd love a Babycham.

They had the Black Minstrel Show. And they had the White Minstrel Show. But on a different channel.

Yep.