[calculates salary at current exchange rate; giggles]

Yeah, we had a vote behind you're back. Your the worst, except at grammar. Thats me.

I just made £18,000 in the last four days, and I get £103 at least per hour.
My mother's sister's son's cousin enjoys their Nissan Leaf and holidays in Gaza.

Are you @CookieMonster?

Cold pressed or GTFO.

Cookie Monster wearing a small child as a suit would be creepier.

Using a floury potato will do that; using a waxy one wouldn't. But a waxy potato will make rubbish soup anyway.

I don't understand why there's a toaster oven within a direct line-of-gush of the bed.

You're obviously giving off "steady guy" vibes, and picking up men who want to settle down. There is no magical cure, just persistence in acting like a slut. Enjoy.

I'm massively jealous of you now. The best I ever had was a robot costume - boxes wrapped in aluminium foil.

Pops has basically said all that can be said. I don't envy SRA's situation.

My wife and I finished last night with a large Talisker. Always acceptable.

It's what the Dome wants. This week, anyway.

Hands where I can see them!

An Ice Cube fan site would definitely be cool.

He also had exactly the same transforming process as Seaspray (the single crappiest Transformer, and another that I had twice over).

I hadn't either - I was making a (poor) Martha Reeves & The Vandellas joke. Sorry…

When is the director of "The Long Arm of the Law" coming back???

Another Fiennes performance that he really seems to enjoy are his (too brief) appearances as the Bishop of London in Rev..
Knowing a Bishop and an Archdeacon who consult(ed) on that show has made it all the more hilarious to me.

I watched the Statham Parker last week, and that was very by-the-numbers. That film had Vic Mackey AND Bunk, and couldn't even keep my interest.