"Puss" is the wrong word to use 'round Dutch.

It is. He's a hugely respected commentator on UK culture.

I see Him as an AV Club commenter slob.

That sounds a bit like the Heaven-based scenes in "A Life Less Ordinary" (although those are closer to the archetypal police station).

He's crepuscular!

Sultanic or Ducal

"Fmaily" actually is also how we pronounce it in our funny accent.

I'm not so easily fooled by the rocks that he's got.

It's OK everyone - it is only nerd anger. No harm could possibly come to anyone.

It is ridiculous, though.
We only have four of each (bedrooms and bathrooms), and I think one of the bathrooms has remained unused in our entire four-year occupation of our house.

I'm fortunate enough to work with some lovely people, and never have those experiences. I would seek to avoid going out with colleagues if they behaved that way.

I have a few great memories from my favourite restaurant, from when things have gone well and the rare occasion when things have gone badly (and been dealt with well). And that's why it's my favourite restaurant, which gets loads of £s from me and my friends.

I did - it was basically a hybrid of law/economics/business. The best bit of the whole deal was meeting Mrs periscopes.

The worst thing about "intolerances" is that it makes people disregard real issues, such as my wife's potentially fatal allergy to nuts (she carries an epipen just in case).
We have explained to people before, and food has come out scattered with nuts. The apology: "I didn't think you were serious"…

As an accounting graduate, I thank you for your kind comments.

Not enough likes available for this comment. Bravo!

Will the slav girl be played by Milla Jovovich?

"Mrs Lot: The Pillar of Salt" is going to be great

Phrasing!

Me neither: they're genuine breasts.