Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

When Eric eats a banana, he becomes Bana man. Ever alert to the call for action.

It's got its own weather system.

Once again, it is incumbent upon me to point out that Adam and Joe made the best version of that film:

I do watch, but I'm in the UK, so we are quite far behind.
Bah.

Blood and guts all over the place.

Also, when it's spelt "Sean of the Dead", it's probably an incorrect answer.

Banners be scary.

These comic strips are nearby. They'll fit on if you just take them a bit further away. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

"Scattered whoops" sound like a euphemism for diarrhoea.

"The Police. Or, as they're now known, Sting".

"Apple's cloud backup is a really bad thing": a film distributed by Sony…

Beware though: the extra flavour comes from increasing the sugar content. ALWAYS read the label carefully.

Boom! Humour!

I think the fear of that scenario in parentheses is pretty common. It has the guy being afraid that his partner would find she prefers something he can't give.

[sheeple turns over, farts, and goes back to sleep]

You are so wrong. Pansexual means that you are attracted to cookware.
Especially those big, hot woks. Mmmm.

I'm sure that happens to everyone once in their lives…

1. We have a big shower, with a high flow - plenty of coverage.
2. That's what bondage restraints are for.

Absolutely - this is a major issue for "Marcus", and it was only ever going to get more so by procrastinating.