Och, Glasgae!
Och, Glasgae!
Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat.
"I'll show you for spying on me, dad!"
[eyes pop out of head; tongue rolls along ground]
[spins round three times]
"Who? Who, who?"
Owls can't make fists. They don't have hands. You are silly.
[faints dead away]
K-Tel
They are LEGENDS!
Sport has a way of bringing joy.
It was Super Saturday in the 6 Nations Rugby this weekend, so Mrs periscopes and I spent the day in a pub, watching three rugby matches with about 20 friends. It was also a friend's birthday.
Today, Diageo owns both Guinness and Bushmills brands (so drinking Guinness and Jameson's is going "off-brand").
They don't care whether their customers are Catholic or Protestant, just that they drink (responsibly…).
What are you writing?
Yeah: science, bitch!
Microsoft already has that. Every f#cking download, the final second takes forever.
I used to dream about being able to fly when I was a kid. I used to have self-esteem issues, so I could only fly by hovering about six inches above the ground.
If you're sticking, you're probably going a bit too soon.
Blukake
Nope.