- Say "Cheeeeeese"!

I loved that opening. Almost two minutes, loud guitar, and loads of walking. Always walking. Brilliant. I felt like I was eight years old again.

Mike Vago had it right. Florin would be amazing to visit.

Escape from Grandma's House, but not the sequel, because that was lame…

"Two steps to the left. No, the other left."
Why was it always the weird kid who couldn't follow a simple instruction who went into the game?

^ The winner!

That used to be hugely annoying - when Channel 5 launched, one of their major selling points was that they showed uninterrupted films.
ITV also showed local news iirc, so it ran for about 40 minutes. Such a weird broadcasting decision.

I haven't ever been so excited about a film based solely on its trailer. I was rapt throughout it. Of course, finding out it's a W Anderson movie sealed it for me.

Are you trying to seduce me?

You have limits???

Yes! There were far too many! In fact, I had to stop reading for a while to calm down!!!

The compromise is that she watches Arrow. Stephen Amell has the kind of physique I wish I had; I'm too self-conscious to consider that anyone could find my body anything like attractive.

I am a 25 years old powerlifter.

"growler" is sometimes used in GB as a vulgar synonym for vagina. Which is weirdly apt here.

I'm too large to do that, but I get round it by shitting in the shower.

Similarly, but less of an issue, is that I am happy to go to the gym to work out in front of other people. However, I cannot in front of my wife, because she enjoys it too much.

Sounds like my teenage years.

My favourite indicator of anti-social type: the man who walks into an empty rest-room with three closely spaced urinals, and heads straight for the middle one. He gives no-one a chance to avoid your scenario.

UNGHHHHHHH!! Aaaaahhhhhh.

Isn't the Lego movie a blockudrama?