Boxing Day is actually when you get to shag all schoolgirls who are of age.

My weird ass boundary is that I fuck no weird asses.

"[S]hitting where you work" - this is how you get ants, people!

It may be one of the worst things, but the absolute nadir is:

{prays]: "For what we are about to receive…"

As a bona fide foreigner, I can confirm that it is actually thought of a "Americans Eating Even More Than Usual Day".
Also, as a bona fide foreigner, I have to work until gravedigger's biscuits today. Enjoy your holiday USA!

Rev. is the perfect partner to balance that, although Dibley was a prime-time BBC1 show, so the makers probably felt that they had to walk a fine line on pushing boundaries.

Even Martin Freeman's doctor is well fleshed-out in the half-dozen-or-so lines he gets. It is marvellous.

Having children together is obviously a massive deal, and may be a major motivator for people to decide to stay together (not that my parents ever thought about it).

Britain.
"A Christmas Story" isn't the institution that it is in the States. I only really know about it because of this very site. It was only released on DVD here in about 2007. I have educated a few of my compatriots.

*looks out of window; nods in agreement*

Should you carry on with it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, YES!

"Speed 3" sticks in my mind, as does "A Christmassy Ted", as a great example of the show.

I have mentioned this here many times before, but the very first episode of Black Books is one of the funniest things ever made. A perfect half-hour of TV.

I have a long weekend coming up (it's not a public holiday here, but my wife's birthday so we're having some "us" time). I also haven't seen "Spaced" in about ten years.
You, and this list, have inspired me to re-visit it.

Sorry about that. It sounds like really unfortunate timing - you seemed to have warmed to the idea of getting serious at exactly the wrong time.

My mother has been married and divorced twice; the second time was spectacularly awful for everyone concerned. She (and, yes, it was her on these occasions) has messed up two further long-term relationships.
My father re-married, to a woman I despise.

Just use cheap vodka then.

That was exactly my response.

It must be Italian.