If you'd read my sweater advertising these books on T-shirts last week, you would have known about it.

But we get two Christmases now. We wake up Christmas morning at the AV Club, and Daddy Dissolve picks us up after breakfast.

6 Yo' Mammas Layin'

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I've got to say that I was very upset for the Irish. After barely turning up last week for the Aus match, they looked like they were going to pull off a famous victory.

Hey, I'm not your philosopher, guy!

Tristan, you are not only right, but use of such language is gnarly, dude!

That's your fault for having a ludicrous car.

Ball is in parking lot.

Already did.

Yeah - spilling beer down a lady's front doesn't hurt - it just makes her smell nicer. Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong people?…

I did see an episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" about 20 years ago, and the youngsters said it on that TV show, so I expect it's still current.

I should have refreshed - I have been reliably informed that you are very quick.

Me too, but the number doesn't reduce after I've clicked on it.
I'm so scared of change.

A "volcano shot" is what happens at the end of a 30-second scuttle after Mounting someone called Etna.

IT'S FUCKING CHAPS ON NOW!

(ahem)

You think? Sure…

The "Please Respect the Kicker" banners were a bit weird. At Twickenham (and, indeed, at my local club Bath) there is never usually a problem with noise (except when the crowd feels genuinely aggrieved at the decision). I guess there is a lot of corporate attendance by people who don't normally see rugby matches, and…

My feelings on the Eng-AB match are unsurprisingly the opposite of yours. I enjoyed the middle of the match far more than the other parts.