I'm sitting on the internet. It's really rather comfy.

I have a very suggestive accent - think Leslie Phillips

These puns should be ban(ne)d

In Milan with one of my buddies (he's from the Isle of Bute), I was astonished at the amount of female attention he got by wearing his kilt. I almost bought one myself…

As someone who is a ginger cat, I am totally aloof to what concerns you humans.

What about "cuddling the Cookie Monster"?

I gave this movie my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

There is no such thing as petty theft. It all leads somewhere. You start off taking a bottle of lube, and you're already on a slippery slope…

Your last sentence spoke to me in so many ways. As a pedant, I'm now very excited.

I've always had a soft spot for Sir Les, but Dame Edna (always "Dame" to me because that's how I first saw the act) is a character for whom I will always have a life-long affection.

I upvoted your comment; it was out of sight.

Well, exhibit B is crepuscular.

Agreed entirely (except it's Berkshire County Council)

It certainly got better as it bedded in: Baynton was great fun.

Benedict Wong for the win - still my favourite guest star on The IT Crowd.

OCD (or O.C.D.), not "ocd".

dubium is right: Corden's character develops nicely.

It does - I stuck with it, and enjoyed it.

Or Tick Cock

Sorry! I initially typed "an Emmy", but I would probably turn up for one of those. My editing skills leave a lot to be desired, but that's why I work with numbers.