At least the two Frenchmen in that picture wore helmets. Cycling in a city can be dangerous.

A lot like the Miley Cyrus stunt smoke.

Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?

They are bloody everywhere in Amsterdam.

I love award too. But it was just an Grammy, so I didn't bother to accept it.

Tragically, I was an only twin.

France are amazing - they seem to raise their game for the ABs and England, but can lose to Italy. Their inconsistency actually makes it difficult to prepare for playing them, as they don't seem to have tactics; they just go out and play.

It was Tyres:

It was quite strict.

It's up at £6800 already.
Morbid bastards (I only looked for research purposes. Honest…)

The main reason I left practice was to get away from timesheets. Now I just have unrealistic expectations from other departments that i don't even try to meet.

As the prematurely late, great Tommy Cooper once said: I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

Damn straight (another accountant here)

"You need to squint a bit!" - my childhood friend Nick, every time his parents were out for the evening.

[whistles theme to "The Great Escape"]

I finally thought of something my mother didn't like me watching: Blue Peter.

The big problem with porno tapes was their physical dimension. It was so hard to sneak them around (especially at school, where we had random bag inspections).

I had permissive parents too (I remember my mum not liking "By All Means Necessary" by BDP when I was 13, and asking me to shut my door).

Sounds like Tim Vine.

We'd just celebrate the fact that they made it to the run without getting lost.