His accent work is a lot better than Maslany's. But then, he doesn't have to play half a dozen parts. The difference between the two is quite striking: maybe he should have dialled it back to fit in? I don't know…

They are not papers: specialist magazines, maybe.

The ironing is delicious.

I think Alison had a great arc post-discovery.
I'll be interested to see how she recovers from the kitchen sink episode with Aynsley.

Me too, but I have a great excuse. I'm ugly.

A licky boom-boom down.

Exasberation: when you berate someone out of frustration.

Those are some interesting thoughts on the accent, but Felix retained a very different one.

How have you been getting on with Orphan Black?
I'm kind of undecided (having seen "Endless Forms Most Beautiful" myself this weekend). Sarah's accent was poor: even though the rest of Maslany's acting was great, this kept putting me off.

Is it true that chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?

Eng - Aus really did look like one team that hadn't played for eight months (the summer tour to Argentina was largely a second-string) against another that just wants a holiday.
Some of the decisions (especially the touch-judge when Brown was clearly on the line) were a bit off, but Aus' forwards should have played at…

The Wrong Mans did have Benedict Wong, and Matthew Baynton was good, but it did feel like a one- or two-hour special would have been better than 6 half-hour episodes.

We had it in the Charente, but had to pass through Brittany to get home. We did indulge in a lot of Pineau, Cognac and melons.

The only redeeming feature of that version of the song is the number of idiots who have it played at their wedding, misunderstanding Dolly Parton's sentiments.

[instantly gets annoyed with "Ain't no Stoppin' This" from 14 Shots to the Dome going round his head]

For me, it started in 1988 - "Big".

Ah, I remember when nostalgia was still good.

9/11 had an indirect effect on me - we were on honeymoon in France when it happened. I'm that old.

Bo Rap (yeah, I'm cool) was a #1 hit here in 1991, as it was re-released as a charity single.
Notwithstanding that, "Flash Gordon" and "Highlander" (and my Dad's amazing hifi) had already got me into Queen.

It was the year I completed school. I can barely remember any of it…