Because of weight management and teeth, I have to limit my consumption: that's why I am prepared to pay a lot for a small amount of chocolate that I can savour.

It's about a man with chronic hay fever: "flower ew!"
He turns into a werewolf when he sneezes.

When you get to that level, the quality of the ccoa is key. Locally, I can get a 80% chocolate that's made from cocoa imported from Vietnam's Mekong and Dong Nai provinces. It is truly lovely: flavours of sour cherries and tobacco.

My local chocolate shop also has dark chocolate enrobed (nothing as common as "covered") candied orange peel, and raisins in rum.

"Generation Sex" is an astounding song. I bought Fin de Siecle on release, and had it on constant play in my car for about three months.
"National Express" is awesome, as is its video (apparently the coach company by that name wanted to have a cross-promotion video, but Hanlon went with the asylum).

They were called "Toffifee" over here, and I was only ever allowed them as a Christmas present.

Fry's Turkish Delight had some of the best semi-erotic advertising on British TV back in the day - bettered only by Cadbury's Flake.

I like the idea of needing a snack whilst going around asking for sweets. Well done, sir.

See if you can get a Wispa - it's a bit finer than Aero (smaller bubbles), and is made with Cadbury chocolate.

Milk or Dark? The dark is beautiful; the milk a little too sweet for me.
I buy one for my father in law every Christmas.

They are barely seasonal any more. Cadbury rolls them out earlier and earlier.
Plus they are a bit too sweet now.

It was butt implants. I need to restrict my diet for a while until the new buttocks work in harmony with my anus.
On the flip side, I have a wonderful arse.

There's a place in my town that sells kirsch-soaked cherries in 80% cacao chocolate. That stuff is amazing.

My mother has a peanut allergy. Pop it in her mouth, and she could tell you straight away.

The ad Homer sees in "Bart's Friend Falls in Love":

I've just spent £12k getting implants, so I share your pain. And I too have had to give up sweets.
What I will miss:
Cadbury Dairy Milk (the choc of my childhood)
Plain chocolate Hobnob biscuits (once tried, there is no going back)
Fudge (not good, real fudge; the Cadbury bar)
Carambar (I'm glad the French never decided to…

I'm not that great.

We have a winner!

Ding dong!

I was saying boo-urns.