I'm wearing a suit made from human skin. At least, that's what I tell the police when they arrest me for wandering around the neighbourhood naked again.

It's unlikely that any Graham Norton conversation will happen anywhere else. So there is that.

Hot leather

Shatner mask? No, but I did pee against her leg.

Yeah - Robert de Niro seemed a little confused by not being the sole focus of attention when he was on. That was fun.

[fights urge to type "parroty"; fails]

I'm going to wait for "Gimme Three Steps…s"

That's a poultry excuse for a pun.

I had a crush on a girl from about eight years old. I still know her (we are now 38), and still get slightly flustered around her. I think that may just be residual embarrassment.

The best thing about this film seems to be that Harrison Ford was in great form on the promo interview with Graham Norton. Norton didn't dwell on the film, and instead engaged Ford with Halloween costume discussions and other nonsense. It was great to see that grumpy exterior slowly dissipate.

I watched III in the cinema with friends, and couldn't stop laughing. I was that annoying 17-year-old.

That song haunts me every year at about this time. I was genuinely terrified of full-head masks.

Halloween 3 was the first I saw (on VHS) - I must have been about ten years old, and freaked out completely. Happy days!

The Superman series would also be good - especially with the comparison to the two reboots of the last decade.

So did I. Sorry about the mess in your pants.

I think we should all just yield on making profit puns.

The all-American prophet?

Just watch it already. It's a fantastic film.

Try getting your mouth around *that*…

Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.