No, he's definitely worse than Hitler.

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Because sex sells, and sex with a moose sells moose crisps.
I have never felt the need for moose crisps.

[waits for Pepsi Jnr to show up]

"Baby gravy"

Oh, our company actually packages the cable channels together… Dang it, guess you have to deal with our packages.
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"The Imp of the Perverse": although the narrator's sanity has to be questioned at the outset, he's distinctly insane by the end.

One - mainstream, populist, shows "Homes Under the Hammer" for 22 hours a day
Two - repeats of stuff you've never bothered to watch, plus cookery programmes, and some antiques stuff that isn't Antiques Roadshow
Three - aimed at younger people, mostly shitcoms
Four - more documentaries that you've already watched. 
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Greg Davies was the true star of this show.
Greg Davies is the true star of anything he is in.

Yep, "jamrag" is what a bint uses when auntie Flo is visiting.

Ah, but you forgot to introduce said act with the words "with all due respect…"

Smurf is the smurf of the smurf.

Close - it's actually "BONK!".

I can't believe that no-one has yet mentioned "The Machinist" - Bale was just perfect in that.

"Jealous Guy" sounds a lot more sinister when you listen to it from the perspective of a kid whose step-father used to beat the kid and the kid's mother.

I hate the Frog Chorus from the 80s, and "Mull of Kintyre" is one of my personal "why do the shops and pubs keep playing this at Christmas???"* songs, but McCartney has changed (for better or worse) and experimented a lot. His classical works have found some appreciation, too.

_sorry_

[lies motionless, holding breath]

I refuse to believe that anyone would watch a short about cats. Impossible, I say!

And haggis. I love haggis.