Dirty boy

Could go for "T. Hanks for the memories"

I wouldn't either: it tastes funny.

[wipes cum from hands using discarded lace doily]

Smooth flow, but I doubt many would wait 119 seconds for it all to be poured.

Not a muscle car, but I once bought a 1976 Alfa Spider (gorgeous). After having consumed two bottles of wine, I put what turned out to be the winning bid on eBay.

Will for all (that cash he's getting for these ads).

Of course he's a twink: this is @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus - I spat my tea across my computer reading that. I said my tea.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus - plus, there's the altruism: http://www.standard.co.uk/s…

There are two main reasons for its reduction:

But if the consumer smokes and boozes too, I guess the taste would be less pronounced to them. So there is that.

Gay males often obsess about pop-culture women (see the @Brainlock:disqus comment below)

Also, Kylie Minogue.

Yes, because she'd put up with all kinds of shit after the douchebag ex.

She thinks it's money for nothing, and she won't get hurt.
In other news, teenagers are sometimes stupid.

Yep - that's never tiresome. Never.

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus - to quote Britney "oops, I did it again".

With a smiley-face sticker, too.

Yeah - I want realistic stakes and proper… ooohh! Shiny!