@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus - 38-year-old.
I was only 35 when I started writing, though.

All the over-sharers work for the government, and are slackers. Because they aren't in work today, there is nothing from which they can slack.
Apologies for the ugliness of that sentence.

To be honest, waking up to someone blowing their load over anything to do with me whilst I've been sleeping would freak me out.
Just sayin' - a sleeping person can't be assumed to be OK with anything.

Right on

Is "foot sleep rape" a thing??? 
The girl wasn't averse to a mild kink at the outset. Over a three-year period, a relationship may develop. During that time, so too may the sexual aspects of said relationship.

I thought it might, but kept my head down until reading your comment. Less ambiguous euphemisms, please!

I just think of monkeys as small, hairy children. They have similar mannerisms (shitting, and, er… and needing a lot of attention). 
Monkeys don't send photo messages because no-one's told them the pass-code to the phone. We just don't want them to see the filth that's on it.

Woo-hoo! I'm only two weeks away from having my letter about ball-gags and farm machinery published.

Hey! "Angels" was a #53 smash hit on the Billboard 100.

I really liked his song on the "Lock, Stock…" soundtrack. It was called "Man Machine".

@avclub-a4daa5e1560dfd8a5c57a60a4690ea16:disqus - that makes sense.To be honest, a SAD-sufferer spending millions on a house where winter has 10-hour days i(and those are usually overcast) smacks of that person having a little too much money.

I hate the duet with Nicole Kidman. I hate even more that it was a hit at Christmas, and had a Christmas-y video, so it gets played over and over and over.
It is very telling that the actress is the better singer in that duet.

I don't even own a "fat dancer"*.

He bought a large house in my home county (Wiltshire) that he barely lived in. It was on the market for ages when he tried to sell it - it may still be so. I suspect he's just staying in the US for sulking purposes now.

Yeah, but how is he in the States?
His current singles barely register in the collective consciousness of the UK now, unlike "Angels" etc.

So, a TV series a bit like the movie Traffic?
A bit like the TV show Traffik?

(DS)
Yep, of course.

What, no McBain???

Curses! Beat me to it.

Another on - John Thaw and Denis Waterman from the TV show "The Sweeney".