Dixon of Dock Green FTW!

Not enough likes in the world for this one.

Here, have a Twinkie and shut up.

Insurance companies go bust when he's in town.
I've just been recovering from a minor operation, and watched the first three Die Hard movies this week. What a great trilogy (even if the second is a bit weak). I think it's a shame they stopped there, as I'm sure a fourth (or even fifth) instalment would have been great.

Have I missed something here?
Where the hell are Inspector Spacetime and Constable Reggie? The ability to travel through space or time would really help in police-work.

Doris would be great - innuendo is an important part of the job.
And the Andys would be the best detectives.

64gb of data storage dedicated to that one note, over and over again.

That's only a tip for someone with a death wish.

Yes

I'm really glad he actually seems like a pretty cool guy, and I love how open he is about other movies/characters that inspire him*

Your mom's a garbage beard!

France, Sweden and Denmark all have ages of consent of 15.
Makes the UK's 16 look conservative.

I saw them opening for Supergrass in the mid-90s; they were far better than the headline act.

If I recall what I was like at that age, the strokes were certainly a major part of my life.

I think the music got me riled (in the same way as The Dark Knight Rises). It's a bit heavy-handed. Maybe I'm just getting old.

82%

QI is way better than just some game-show,a s you say.
Panel-quiz shows are still pretty big here - "Have I Got News For You" has been running for about 11 million years.

I started with two episodes of Orphan Black last week, and I'm still unsure. it got loads of praise on this site, so I'm going to keep going. It's not as if I've got any kind of a life away from TV anyway.

My book of "My Year of Flops" has asinine scribblings in wax crayon between the articles. It's my way of enhancing its AVClub-ness.

It's the sort of haircut a lot of young men had back then. Awful.