That assumes that he is guilty. The Serial podcast and the more detailed “Undisclosed” podcast that Chaudry did offer some pretty compelling insights into the case that point to his innocence.

Being a racist asshole sure seems exhausting.

Yep. And he wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed in Donnie Darko, either. Or Jarhead.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

I read this not as satire of feminism but as satire of the Rosenberg Washington Post piece—that excusing an abhorrent position (child eating or anti-LGBTQ “morality clauses” in an employment contract) by saying “hey, but it’s great that a woman is doing something modern and non-traditional!” is ridiculous.

I work at a not for profit that relies on a resale shop to fund most of our programs. We are absolutely fucking THRILLED about this.

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.

But she describes herself as not cer maternal, and they were born before 1973.  It’s possible she had little to no say in having kids she did not especially want.  They probably went to perfectly fine boarding schools.

It sounds to me like she did just what many women would do if they were in her position: build a successful relationship in a second marriage by sending the kids off to boarding school (no doubt, high end ones). Clearly, she knew what would work best - and was right, as the obit from the San Diego Union makes clear…

I take it you never watched Living Single.. (Hint: Friends was a whitewashed version of this show.)

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

I feel like I once read an Ask Amy column where Amy doled out that exact advice.

Let’s all bash the girl on her physical characteristics. Super adult and warm-and-fuzzy feelings. Yikes.

“Without being able to confront your accusers and their accusations” - in court, when you are charged with a crime. Defending a right to ‘confront people who have been talking about you behind your back because you are an asshole’ as though it’s a legal right is laughable.

you know what else? Men are statistically more like to be sexually assaulted themselves than to be falsely accused. So they can shut the hell up now please.

You know what kills me? There’s actually a company policy where I used to work that women are to be escorted to their cars by security staff if they leave the office after dark. Like, I once had to work until 11 pm on some data migration and I walked alone to my car (keys clutched between my fingers and other hand on…

She potentially made sexually inappropriate comments to a child and it makes you dislike him for bringing it up?

Yeah, I’m not really a fan of either of them, but when you have an adult making a sexual comment to a child there is only one person in the wrong... And sometimes victims of sexual harassment/assault do find “weird” ways of bringing it up, whether it be jokes or something else, because it’s not a topic our culture is…

But what would we call them?

Please let us know when you finish the fanfic. :)