Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

clearly a number of heterosexual people also do not understand this subject

YES! or- “We’re going to talk about taxes and water heaters. You know grownups- so boring! Bye!”

That show is a licence to print money.

My take is that this guy Hunt just wanted to stir the shit.

Too busy grabbing pussy

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

Unless she was wearing brand new, never washed panties...

You don’t recall producing microscopic skin cells at 9 years old? Because that is what they found.

Trying to establish someone’s guilt based on what their reactions to traumatic events is a fool’s errand. There is no standard way for a person to respond to accusations that they are responsible for the tragic death of their sister 20 years ago.

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

That settles it then.

Does Peter Thiel have beef with CBS?

Related, somewhere lost in my Twitter feed about an hour ago was this:

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Get off your high horse and stop underestimating us HamNo. When the time comes that we can’t take any more, the people will rise up and make some dumbass memes.

“There is a great disturbance in the Force. I have felt it.”

Did they only bring a murder charge? Locking her on the balcony sounds like an easy kidnapping case