How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

I know I love empowering females. Female kittens, female rabbits, female goats, female cannabis plants, female ducks. YOU NAME IT!

A stitch in time spells witches

Kudos to her staff, and her trust in them. Amazing thing to watch.

“Tuna? Why thank you, don’t mind if I doooOH MY GOD.”

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking.

Once in a club a strange girl who I did not know walked right up to me and grabbed me in the crotch.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

The Bible tells us that it is always the woman’s fault.

If Buffy taught us anything, it’s that some demons are pretty alright.

But even if she were demon possessed, she’d still make a better president than Trump. I just can’t see his argument here. It makes both Clinton and Obama sound more rad.

That was my take-away too. Her bootie game is strong.

where did you get your boots??? you look cute with the tail, i think you should keep it.

Then you will be relinquished of your duties to comment about them! I can see your discussion history - for someone who is so sick of the Kardashians you sure do talk about them a lot.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Maybe Detective Munch just was illustrating the point that Trump is a pig casserole with rat turd sprinkles?

There’s no room for bars and strip clubs anymore because there are taco trucks on every corner.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Also, Regency world and a ride with a Darcybot. Cons: he’s too proud.