Shit. I’ve sort of spent the last five years that thinking that there is always an asshole at a wedding and he was just the asshole. But typing it all out it does seem pretty fucking extreme.

Yes.

Give her a small role in your wedding (a lesser bridesmaid or maybe even an usher) and ask someone—the other bridesmaids, the groomsmen or one of your brothers that she’s always flirting with—to be on watch duty.

I had a similar experience volunteering for Clinton in NC this year, and NC was not a state she wrote off. But the ground game was comically disorganized, and the people running the show here seemed more excited about snacks and buttons than canvassing and getting out the vote. I know I’m Durham, white neighborhoods…

I’m sorry. Neither am I. Internet hugs.

They’ve also be the most directly targeted by voter suppression tactics, so maybe don’t blame them too much. Maybe blame the white republicans who gloated in NC that their efforts to reduce voter turnout had worked.

Yes, please answer! I would like both pairs. Anyone know what they are?

Oops

I live in a hurricane zone and their are no programs here that I am aware of. In NC, not in FL.

I think “Call this number for assistance evacuating” would be even more effective because it would mean things were serious enough for the government to set up a helpline.

Another part of me thinks, at the very least, she was privy to some kind of pertinent knowledge

What! Dolphin is amazing!

Those are both great.

I just did it twice, and had to use a new email account to do it again. The first time, I was distracted and didn’t realized it was timed - I got a Marsh Harrier. Which is a pretty cool bird of prey but doesn’t seem like me. So I made a new account, did it again - got totally different questions, and got an OTTER! …

For science, I just did a test wipe comparison (it was a dummy test, nothing to actually wipe away). Standing, for me, would requirements use one have to physically spread my cheeks to wipe, unless I bent over, like two touching style, which seems very awkward

Can I inappropriately ask about your genitals? Do you have a penis? If not, do you stand to wipe pee or just poo? I’m fascinated and confused.

I have spent the last few hours trying to figure out the physics of standing to wipe, as well as what is going on with people who say they must stand to wipe. Seems to be more common with men? Are there girls who stand to wipe? Do they stand to wipe pee? I imagine size might have something to do with it? I still…

Stand up to wipe???

Sure - and some contestants have gotten book deals, columns, tv gigs, etc. from the show. But those aren’t prizes, just opportunities.

Also- no prize! They win the glory of being Britain’s “top amateur baker.” That’s it. No $100,000 to start your own bakery and a new Kia Rio. Just glory.