unicornyogini
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Jezzies, as a cisdude I conquered a fear today and bought skirts!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,

Jesus, what crawled up Jenny Mollen's ass and died? Having strong opinions on Lululemon: for women who are aggressively judgmental over innocuous shit.

"For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept. . . Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested." She went on to say, "I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."

At this point, I have decided I don't care. According to the app I eat an average of 1600 calories a day (just regularly, not dieting) and I exercise every day. I'm not going to stress about it anymore. I feel healthy. My asthma has all but disappeared. I don't want to count calories, it quickly becomes obsessive in a

Mindful vegetarianism can be quite delicious and rewarding. It's the caveat of paying attention to your diet and cutting out boxed-foods (my term for prefabricated anything) while watching your nutrition intake. I knew so many unhealthy vegetarians and vegans in college, who relied entirely on tv-dinner style

OR! OR... Why don't they actually prevent animal cruelty by fucking banning animals from circuses all together. I'll NEVER understand *anyone* who gets their kicks from watching an animal being forced by bedazzled, festooned assholes to perform stupid tricks as far from their natural habitat and realm of behaviors as

Wonderful news!!! Animal abuse for entertainment is completely gross and unnecessary.

Good. Now if only they'd get rid of all circuses and approve an ban on all exotic animals federally as well as jailtime and a fine for anyone who violates it.

I went to see SATC2 with a male friend of mine, at his insistence. His reasoning was that he was very sad that he had just broken up with his girlfriend, and really wanted to do something that would remind him of things he used to do with her. (specious reasoning, but whatever). I like to think that him viewing that

This reminds me of my decision to get drunk and see Sex and the City 2. I drank at brunch before, snuck an entire bottle of Champagne into the theatre in my purse and STILL walked out halfway through. The lesson is that not even booze can save shitty movies.

I haven't seen it yet. I mean it's Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston as a vampire couple. You need more persuading than that??