You say that as if he’d be a cheerleader for Democrats in the modern day.

A friend of mine displays a bumper sticker with a photo of Lincoln and the words “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.”

Lincoln on immigration;

2001 would win again today - not the mishmosh at the end, but everything before.

Lol. Just like him liking Ben Carson totally proves he’s not racist!!

He held a rainbow flag.

But but but he held a flag at that one event! Clearly he’s the bestest ally LGBTQ people could have!

Wait I kept being told that 45 was great for LGBTQ?

I am personally pulling for New England to leave as a whole.

I swear, if they screw up Thanos, I will snap my fingers, and half the staff of Marvel Studios will simply cease to be. Crazy, not cocky. Crazy, not cocky. Say it with me.

This is what I’m thinking. I’m just going with denial is a common coping mechanism. Not trying to be snarky, but it really is not looking great right now.

First thing I thought was “Progress!” then I got sad that voters believing SNL is more credible than the president is considered progress/the upside these days.

I mean, I know he was tired and frustrated about being America’s sole voice of conscience (at least one into whom we tuned, en masse) and the pressure was getting to him intensively. But with Jon Stewart in the driving seat, anyone who believes in a Bowling Green Massacre would have been schooled without mercy. I…

Didn’t he have a rally with Colbert about how both parties were terrible a couple of years back?

They were pretty hopeless. Would have just called him a Clinton shill.

I think he would have gone a long way to shame the apathetic “they both suck” crowd who either voted 3rd party or not at all.

I say this tongue-in-cheek but also..... not?

No there will be a US, just a few less states.

Harris is definitely unproven insofar as she’s a brand new senator. But from what I’ve read, her time as AG of our most populous state appears to have been well-spent. I’m still thirsty for a dual biracial-female ticket, too.