The very nano-second that you see the government support gun restrictions you will know the government is afraid of revolution from the left.

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

I never did watch the last Hunger Games movie. Perhaps it’s now time.

QUICK EVERYONE START MEMORIZING THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BURNED

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

At least the number of dystopian novels with rebellion plots recently have given us a gluttony of plans of attack to choose from. Soon we might be finding out exactly how far we’ve strayed from the roots of our country; I have to say, I never thought I’d be able to fully comprehend the emotional states of the…

Abbi destroying Whole Foods gives me life.

I wait with breath that is bated. I love them. The episode where Abbi gets her wisdom teeth out and the episode where Abbi rollerblades into a hole in the ground give me so much joy.

Yup. NPR even interview a cartel member about their thoughts on the wall a few days ago and they pretty much laughed it off. The only things that worried them were drone flights and IR/nightvision sensors.

It’s in the same envelope as Trumps tax returns.

I am terrified.

About as likely as the check to the construction company from Trump

I guess the check from Mexico will be coming in the mail any time now.

I care about it! Because he so desperately cares and LIES about it.

If he weren’t the P*OTUS this would be hysterically funny.

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

That is all

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.