Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

What pisses me off about these “black leaders” who are preaching outreach and compromise is that they were no where to be found when the republicans led by Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan were telling President Obama to go f%%ck himself! If anything they were complaining he wasn’t doing enough! But let a white man get…

I respected Micheal Steele as former RNC chair explaining the importance of having someone at the table when it comes to African American interests. He took a proactive approach and when Republicans took office he was positioned to be that guy in some respects.

How awesome would it be if Steve Harvey read out at the inauguration:

“Change can only happen if you sit at the table. ... If you’re not at the table, you can’t even ... suggest what we should be doing. Therefore, it was very important for me to take the meeting.”

That’s one of the most impressively ‘muricah! and impressively bad outfits ever.

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

And what patriot threw up that garbled mess of a dress?

You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.

OMG stop it I’m dying. I so appreciate fellow Jezzie humor. Today feels so bleak, so its needed.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!