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No, no…they weren't talking about Trump.

"Send in that floating fat man — the Bannon."

"You gotta be fucking kidding me."

If you call a refusal to back down on my principles in the face of the racism and fascism that are now institutionalized in our federal government as "smugness", then you are deeply misinformed about what a liberal is and does, and you should probably not apply the term to yourself (e.g., "our addiction").

Mocking may not push Trump out of office in and of itself, but no political figure in our history has ever been as sensitive to mocking and satire as Trump. And shrewd public commenters are quickly learning how best to push his buttons and goad him into visceral reactions that cause damage to his administration.

The only James Mason line I can do convincingly is, strangely, his deadpan take in Yellowbeard:

Some sportscaster in the 50's or 60's stole that X-ray line after Yogi Berra got hit in the head by a ball. But I don't know who (I wasn't born yet, I only read about it!)

I found Belushi way too overbearing in About Last Night. I mean, the character was definitely written as a boorish douchebag, and it was assumed that audiences just love that kind of guy, but…Belushi did the whole thing turned up to 11. It really didn't help the situation. (Lowe was fine, but for me, Demi Moore was

Not mentioned: MSG is a natural by-product of the soy sauce fermentation process. I think the use of its chemical name makes some people assume that MSG was concocted in a lab by soulless Monsanto scientists. Maybe if table salt were marketed as "sodium chloride", people would be more likely to consume it in

I saw the headline and thought, "Wait a minute, this can't be that same movie that James Cameron said he would make after Titanic…?

There was a regular commenter here in the AVC forums named Lord Gaga, and his name always had the desired effect of making me chuckle like an idiot.

You may be right, although there was certainly room for the show to expand on its formula. (Then again, I personally would have been happy to return week after week just to see what kind of withering insults they would hurl at their kids this time.)

The John Larroquette Show was great. It really exemplified and illustrated the recovery experience — as far as I can tell — while not succumbing to heavy-handedness. I really wish it had lasted. This may be a weird thing to focus on, but I thought it had great sets for a 3-camera sitcom.

I very much like Mr. Rabin's writing, but every once in a while he has an episode of completely misplaced revulsion. First, he was like "Eeew, bestiality!" when discussing the relationship of Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum's characters in Jupiter Ascending. And now here he's all, "Ohmigod, the little girl is way too

Is this a ZMF parody account?

This is exactly the sort of gobbldygook that I would expect Shaddam IV to state — in order to distract from his policy of screwing-over the common people!

An Occurrence at the Forest Moon of Endor

True, but it hasn't prevented us from falling for the classic blunder of getting involved in a land war in Asia.

When the Millennium Falcon is brought into the Death Star hangar bay using a tractor beam, you can hear the hangar controller in radio voiceover say "Lower the magnetic field".

Ha, I will go to bat for that film any day of the week! It was a brutal takedown of the music industry, and it also knew that Clay was pretty much an asshole, and treated his character as such. But it definitely needed a more suitable director and maybe 20% fewer dick jokes — if it had those things, then more people