Just like I'd never go into a vegan joint (some of which are really good, by the way, even by my omnivore standards) and act all snotty because I can't get a bacon cheeseburger.

Yeah, but Republicans do drugs too.

How about keeping shit private, Kate Gosselin? Who the fuck moves into the woods after being on a reality show because everything went well?

Google Translate: "You are not prepared in 1BOX"

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

"you’re 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!" sounds like something you would say to your S.O. after building an engagement-ring safe out of 300 sandwiches that must be eaten in order to acquire said ring.

That sandwich in that picture needs to get in my belly.

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

I was just making a joke. My marriage is hard right now. But I was still making a joke. I think it's super awesome when couples don't have it so hard.

I don't know. I told my mom that I knew marriage was supposed to be hard, and she stopped me and told me that if my marriage was hard, I was doing it wrong. I know people have different relationships with their spouses (so those in hard but happy marriages, don't come at me) so I don't think that could be a universal…

Anyone watch the Brooklyn 9-9 pilot? I thought it was pretty good.

I loved Titus! His stand up is even better, comedy from the dark. The episode where he talks about the ex-girlfriend who used to hit him was intense. Especially when they put him in the make-up.

I think you have something there. If I didn't laugh about my mothers alcoholism, then it would break me. She is sober for 2 months now but relapse is always there. And she hasn't changed into susie homemaker without the alcohol. This image we have of people beating addiction and being awesome are just not always true.

And yet, I'm okay with all of these jokes. As someone who grew up in an area surrounded by poverty and drug abuse, eventually, you have to laugh or you will cry. I would rather laugh.

I disagree. I enjoyed it. However, I think you have to come from a family of addiction. Coming from the 12 step community, I felt it was pretty right on and funny based on the circumstances. I knew when I was watching it that this is not the "everyman" sitcom. This is a family that's been affected by the disease…

Now I'm going to assume Allison Williams was the inspiration for Cerie on 30 Rock, because I don't like Allison Williams and I'm jealous she got to work with Tina Fey

I'm actually quite impressed that she kept her legs up that long for mold to set.

Jeez, they couldn't even give her something to prop her legs up with? Is inhuman thigh stamina just something that comes with the territory or what?

Yep. This could have been done in a really clever, funny, loving, but nevertheless firm and embarrassing way. This just makes me think the mom is one of those people who get into Facebook fights.