That shellfish one is cracking me up.

It would have to be a really angry peanut or crab, so people would know that the peanut/crab was the kid's nemesis.

Newsflash for some of today's parents: children with allergies existed before your own special snowflakes were born. They have sold bracelets and necklaces stamped "Penicillin Allergy" (or whatever else you need them to say) for decades.

and I think those are sweat pants.

She is wearing a tanktop and sneakers to court?! Ohhhkay. Good luck. Your lawyer better have a spare blazer ready.

Was anyone else surprised that Jay-Z was actually complimenting Cyrus with that statement?

I can't be the only one who remembers Chris Pratt as Bright on Everwood. That article saying he only now deserves to share the screen with Zoe Saldana is disgusting yes, but also, if you subscribe to its stupid logic, just plain wrong. He's ALWAYS been cast as "the hunk" type, in Everwood, on the OC, and I would argue…

This was from a separate but equally embarrassing pen incident earlier during the concert. The lead singer was having the worst evening.

I'd totally say "vagina" in a mirror three times to have a ghost throw tampons at me. Because hey, free tampons.

I was totally dumbfounded by the OJ guzzling. I just assumed she needed a lot of liquid for all those sticks she was peeing on. OOPS. Lawl.

Yeah, OK, I see that. I'm pretty on board with leggingsarenotpants.com. Unless some effort has been made to make them 'special, extra fabric havin', ass-coverin'' leggings, they do tend to be a little sketch with no top covering them. There was a brief moment when the super-fashionable tried to go further and wear tigh…

Should be a rule on this site that you can't leave us hanging with such a leading 'indsider' comment... you must give the dirt! ;)

I'm teaching summer school for 2 and 3 graders. Our theme is the OCEAN. The other day we were watching a video put out by Popular Mechanics for Kids ( a delightful series from the late '90's/early '00's) and who should I spy? A teenaged Elisha Cuthbert and Jay Baruchel. It seems like that show was Canada's answer to…

Yeesh, it sucks that you get mean comments like that. I tend to think of large height as being up there with good looks as a socially desired trait, so I guess I overlook the insecurities the other end of the scale can cause. I do remember stories of friends from college talking about having early growth spurts in…

To share something great that happened today:

My pole studio has been closed for the last week and a half, I seriously cannot wait to get back in and refocus my energy on learning crazy circus tricks! 80's movies and Flight of the Conchords have been a good distraction for now, it's just when it's silent and all of my friends are busy I get real lonely and sad…

Honestly, you know what? Just message them. It's online dating, so even though you fear rejection, it's inevitable. It's how dating sites operate. You could message a girl who's shorter, and she could write you off because she's not into guys who wear glasses or brunettes. So if you don't hear back from someone, don't…

All I can say is, one of the coolest guys I've ever know is 5'4". Go for what you want to go for. List your height accurately. If they don't respond, then they don't want to date you. If they do, go for it. It's not like you can control your height!

Loooong-time lurker, first time poster, and I'm not really sure if my post has a point, which is fine since I bet I'll be in the greys. I'm nursing a bad sunburn (damn you Rockaway Beach/yes brown people burn), drinking bourbon and cold brew tea with the BF, and having an old school dance party with the record player…

I'm up for some simple "Some Times Life Just Works" stories. As an example, I got my hair chopped off today...was worried about going shorter but LOVE IT! And looked so good I decided to go buy the dress I've had my eye on only to find they had it in my hard to find size at 40% off. SCORE. And to top off this…