This happens to me ALL THE TIME.

I've never related to Tyra Banks before. It's an interesting feeling.

I know a lot of people hate them, but that is why I use ellipses. Not as curt as a period and not as excited as an exclamation point.

I thought I was the only one that fixated on how curt I sound when I add a period to the end of my texts, or read anger in others' texts.

It feels so weird to know what Tyra means. Usually, I read her tweets in Tweet Beat and think to myself "what in the hell is she talking about?" But this I understand completely. I think we need a fourth punctuation mark for exactly this scenario.

It took me 3 readings of that tweet to understand what the fuck she was talking about... but yes, she speaks the truth.

Devra, Cheryl, Sofie, and Keith? I would be willing to bet ONE MILLION DOLLARS that mom and dad are, like, sociology professors.

I really hope this doesn't turn into a 'why is she wearing those shorts to begin with' thing when it should be a 'why in the hell are paparazzi taking photos of a 12 year olds ass' thing.

EVERY TIME AN ARTICLE LIKE THIS IS POSTED, I FEEL THE NEED TO COMMENT. US ASIANS DO NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU WHITE FOLKS. We may like the way you look, but we DO NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU. Stop thinking we do. There are plenty of Asians with paler skin than a White person NATURALLY. There are plenty of Asians born…

That's my assumption as well. It's not the tragedy of her death, it's the fact that she died young and beautiful. She never got old, never had to deal with the 80s, never got fat and never went on Oprah looking like this:

Haha, my facebook sidebar tried to suggest RayBans to me the other day. GTFO, Facebook! I get my sunglasses from some Somalian dudes with a suitcase underneath the viaduct! A little flirting gets me two pair for $15!

When I saw the skull I stopped thinking "Disney Princess" and started thinking "beastmaster."

It looks like the dots are floating.

Nope. I want Shredder AND Splinter to both be played by Asian actors, considering they're both Asian in the tv show/all the comics (originals and the contemporary series IDW is publishing right now).

Had she stopped at pointing out how a lot of people unthinkingly use "southern" as shorthand for "backwards, racist, etc.)—especially when it makes it easy for them to ignore the racism in their own regions—okay, maybe...although she immediately undercuts it by saying, essentially, "What can you expect? She's a…

Maybe it's just me, but they still look like penii to my eyes.

Wait: if an alley cat keeps coming around, stop feeding it milk because a lot of cats are lactose intolerant to cows' milk. And you *start* feeding it kibble, taking it to the vet, and letting it sleep on your bed. Come on, Wentz.

I guess Lena has never heard of period panties. Mine: the granny panties my granny gave me every Xmas (with socks of course).

If you start at Cher's tweet and read down thru Rick Ross and then the National Zoo, it's like the best Mad Libs ever.

Some people could use a geography lesson, I'm lookin' at you Rick Ross.