I bet if I asked my ten-year if he wanted to wear a shirt that made him look like he had chest hair, he'd be all for it.

This moment "go girl! no wait, he's married, no girl!"

I'm just going ignore the horrific thing at the top of the page and focus on how yes indeed I love me some chest hair on a man.

Where does this fit into PETA's I'd rather go naked than wear fur campaign?

I actually gasped. She looked FABULOUS.

They are protesting "shaved chest look" by shaving off a bunch of men's chests. Anyone else see the irony in this sentence?

Later, boys.

Um, womanfolk (I don't know how to make that singular) here, and as a lady who likes dudes, I would say his douchiness overpowers any attractive features he may have, like a swarm of jellyfish in a tranquil ocean or skunk-spray all over a beautiful dog.

Agreed. He sucks.

Agreed. He certainly shouldn't be higher on the "Beloved" scale than Ryan Lochte.

I thought James Franco was fairly hated. I certainly dislike him.

Definitely a little bit. Also... awww. Cute.

what is happening with those eyebrows

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"STAR TREK, case closed."

I'm trying to think if there is anything I haven't tried to clean with spit!

So I'm not the only one who's spit-cleaned a blood stain? I feel so much better now, and less like an immature slob. :)

Am finding that gif incredibly hypnotic

The kit also can only prove sexual contact occurred. It doesn't prove consent. They might be able to say that there are signs of genital trauma, but most defense attorneys will argue the victim "liked it rough" or some such nonsense.

She's agoraphobic, right? I think I remember her talking about that on Oprah or something...